Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”
And the Princess said, “NO.”
And the Princess lived happily ever after. And traveled the World and met interesting people and learned new stuff. And she hooked up with some cute guys and nobody thought she was a slut and always put herself first.
And went to rock concerts. And no one ever told her “go make a a sandwich.”
And kept her apartment and all of her shoes and never got cheated on, period. And all her family and friends thought she was fucking cool as hell. And made tons of money & the toilet sea was always down(like it’s supposed to.)

The End.

What Happens If You Text Your Parents Pretending To Be A Drug Dealer?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what-happens-if-you-text-your-parents-pretending-to-be-a-dru

I wish I could do this to my mom, but I think it would go over her head. And my dad still hasn’t figured out texting. Sigh. But this is amazing. Laughed at every single one.

22 Times When Harry Potter’s Bitch Face Was Better Than Yours

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/times-when-harry-potters-bitch-face-was-better-than-yours?sub=2594644_1614067

In honor of my 50th post (that was fast), I figured I would share something Harry Potter related. Because if you didn’t know, it’s my entire life. This is beyond funny and I can’t stop laughing. Enjoy.